Anonymous asked:
WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

ugh shut uuuuuuup


Anonymous asked:
Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?

no .l.



toocooltobehipster:

shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.

  • Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
  • : 10 minutes go by
  • Mom: are you ready yet?????
  • Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
  • Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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