ugh shut uuuuuuup
WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
- Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
- : 10 minutes go by
- Mom: are you ready yet?????
- Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
- Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel